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 WILDLIFE EMERGENCY DATABASE

/// SYSTEM WARNING: NETWORK UNSTABLE ///

Accessing post-apocalyptic avian database...

Emergency wildlife information protocol initiated.

Terminal ready. Press button to retrieve bird data from remaining observation nodes.